New Citizen

YYDF has yet another Citizen: Krystof.
Here's a self-portrait.


Krystof has agreed to be our country's photo-journalist. In a first of many, he sends us pictures of Earthlings he met while at the Supermarket. The Wars on Earth have caused some of it's inhabitants to mutate slightly and look like the picture below.
YYDF offers deep condolences to their familes and hope the Earthlings stop War with each other (there's only so much cosmetic surgery can do).

YYDF and dogs

YYDF was recently slandered in public for our cause. We would like to retaliate the peaceful way. Note that when a cow walks by the dogs bark. And when the dog walks by does the cow bark?

So we'd like to stay elegantly silent.

While the dogs bark. Bow wow!

Fight Club

YYDF loves the film Fight Club. Here's an ode to it, played out @ Headquarters.

Mischeif, Mayhem, Soap.

& Helmets.

We're famous!!

YYDF is glad that people have started to see reason in our cause: equality, peace and mustard.

(PS: YYDF would like to thank Aseem for sending us this press clipping.)

Tattoos for a cause- Part II

Few more samples of our endless fascination with Rotring and Gell pens at HeadQuarters.

PS: Pls note our new list of fav links to the left. They're the few earthy creations we're proud of. Watch the space for more additions.

Ants

Ants-Wearing-Oversized-Shoes (AWOS) have attacked YYDF citizen Anvita. Here she proudly displays the foot-prints left on her.

Spokesperson from the AWOS commented, " We're tired of being stepped on by humans!!! We want to prove this point by stepping on a human! Atleast YYDF has promised to not step on our community when they go for walks. I hope Earthlings will stop horrific ant-massacres before we're extinct! Jai YYDF!"

Madonna & Child

YYDF visited the Louvre in Paris and discovered our creation hanging next to the Madonna and Child renditions of the great renaissance masters.

Thank you Earthlings, for having honoured YYDF.

Note: Featuring as 'Mother' here is FATAFAT, a favourite candy of many indian children. And featuring as the 'Child' is CHATAPAT, the 'original rip-off'.

Tattoos for a cause

To raise funds to help save the Hybrid Spider Monkey (Ateles belzebuth hybridus) YYDF President Swati has agreed to design tattoos. Anyone interested please contact YYDF headquarters on Siri Fort Road.
YYDF President Chitra and YYDF Delinquent Rakesh have agreed to model a few samples, pro bono ofcourse. In the press-photographs, they are seen here with President Swati.

(Please Note: Anyone found pushing or being rude in the queue for tattoos outside the office will be punished and made to stand facing the wall).

Traffic Rules

YYDF has noticed the revised traffic norms and the hike in penalty rates in Delhi. We would like to declare that 3 people, especially presidents and citizens of YYDF, on a scooter are excused all possible traffic rules. Especailly when running out of office to eat golgappas at Mithas.

Such emergency exits are necessary to keep a nation functioning smoothly.


ps- Also featured here in the press photo, for the first time, the YYDF's official mode of transport: the DRRM.

Laws of Drki

Contact YYDF if you wish to be assessed and conferred the title of a DRKI.

Call for Action!!!

Travel the world

YYDF is pleased to announce it's sponsorship plans. We are dedicating ourselves to making people see the world. And by people, we mean anyone!! The person in question here is the chai-walla uncle of Sadiq Nagar, South Delhi. YYDF has permitted him to re-open his stall in front of the Apple flagship store on 5th Avenue New York for a while.
Says the chai-walla uncle, "I am eternally indebted to YYDf for giving me this chance to serve sexy desi chai to the sexy-desi-chai starved American population. I hope to be the chai-walla brand ambassador to the United States."

So, if you know someone who's interested in being sponsored, contact YYDF.

Uncle ji

YYDF supports the millions of humans who get photoshopped out of celebrity images.
Here's to anonymity and down with stardom!!