say hello to yellow

I am the new yellow+dirty fellow on the block.

Here is why I get to be here:

01. I love mangoes (yellow) and I make a lot of mess (dirty) while eating them.
02. I drink whiskey(yellowish orange) and puke a lot after getting drunk(dirty).
03. I bought a cheap bag(dirty) with a label that screams (yellow) all over.
04. I get porn dreams( dirty) when I sleep in my (yellow) pajamas.
05. My teeth are yellow.( dirty)
06. I have 3 friends(dirty) who think yellow all the time..they even
have a blog for that!
07. i have a flag(yellow) on my not so white mac(dirty) laptop.