Madam I'm Adam

The Presidents interviewed Adam this week. Here's an excerpt from our meeting:

YYDF: So, tell me, how is it being Adam, the first man on earth.
Adam: uhhhh, well, I.... uhhh
YYDF: Ya, go on, dont choke on that Adam's apple, I mean, your apple.
Adam: uhh...well, I have certain visions and then when I look in the mirror I'm different
YYDF: Different? How?
Adam: I've had this dream ever since I was dropped off on Earth of being "Madam" instead of Adam.
YYDF: That's awesome! Oh, except, the earthlings will get muddled on what to do with Eve.
Adam: uhhh...well I ... uhhh...I....uhhhh......I....
YYDf: Say it, Adam, I mean Madam!!
Adam: uhh... uhhhh....I...
YYDF: Ok, so now we'll havta make that Madam and Eve. There goes the entire Adam n Eve branding!!!! We'll havta rework the logo, the collateral, the fonts, even the ads!! Time to call on Headquarters!!!
Adam: uhhh.... ....
YYDF: Oh well, so much for everlasting images. So people, please beware of appearances. We urge you to go beneath the surface n seek the bigger truths. And accept people as they come: Madam or Adam.

image courtesy and copyright : Anvita Jain