First Aid Kits available!
Due to an increased incidence of evilness and vicious slandering in our surroundings, YYDF proposes emergency First Aid services. We even offer this helping hand to citizens of other countries, like India, USA, China, Japan, Honduras, etc.
The kit contains:
1) Heart (for the heartless)
2) Brain (for the brain-dead)
3) Eyeball (to see the bigger picture)
4) Screwdriver, nuts and bolts (to fix the above mentioned items to the body)
5) The Golden book of the Laws of Drr (to read and understand our philosophy for a better lifestyle)
Please contact us at HQ; these first aid kits are being distributed freeely amongst the needy in this area.
posted by Anvita Jain @ 1:43 AM
2 Comments:
Hey Chitra, Steph speaking ! Hello to you girls ; you know what,this kit would have come in handy before half of sweet and whiny-winey France decided that being the 52nd/53rd-whichever State of America wouldn't be that bad, after all, and elected W's little bro. Oh well, no big stuff for the rest of the world, I'm just being whiny too :D And anyway there's still tea time, pas vrai Chitra ? And of course the awesomness of YYDF. Just saw the Fight Club post (which I missed because I'm dumb and reeeeeally short-sighted and I was out in the vast world for vacation, don't pay attention to me), and that alone made my day, coz in truth and shorts, I am Jack's chromosome X, I love pink soap made of fat that may explode, and I've bought furniture at Ikea's, just in case I need to safely destroy something someday. Keep on rocking, girls !
Schteff
yay yay yayyyyy!! Schteff!! So excited to see your comments, also so sad to hear about the political situation there!! anyhoot, you win some you loose some. You got YYDF, you got Sarko.
YYDF welcomes you as a new citizen! Send us a drawing of something you wanna speak about (with some yellow in it for good luck) and we'll send you your YYDF passport.
yayayayy!! this is so super-cool that you'r part of our country now.
bises,
C
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