Save Youth!

Like conservation of wildlife, how do we conserve youth? We have anti-wrinkle and botox for the body, but what saves the mind? Well, in our new country YYDF, we have special programs to help aging people conserve a pure youthful mind. We promise an active move to uplift mankind from the fate of the Dodos. Long live the young mind!

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To banish the cobwebs, wrinkles and dust from the mind and conserve greenery in your mind (yea, the trees, shrubs, flowers et al), contact YYDF.